"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
It was a blind-side dick pic.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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