is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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