I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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