hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
Randomize
