your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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