i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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