these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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