I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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