Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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