I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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