Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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