Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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