I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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