Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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