I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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