After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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