you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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