Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
Randomize
