I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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