Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
How does one acquire holy water?
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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