They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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