ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I got her a Nickelback box set.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I'm sobbing to NWA
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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