well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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