Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
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