what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
are you so shy because you have an std?
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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