I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
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