whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Randomize
