He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Randomize
