i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Randomize
