Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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