I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
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