I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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