im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Randomize
