i always forget guys have bellybuttons
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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