did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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