That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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