The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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