Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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