the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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