he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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