to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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