:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Panties = found
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