is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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