3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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