We should be called the Road Head Warriors
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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