She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
Randomize
