I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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