Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
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