i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
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