apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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