Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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