And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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