i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Farmville is her only friend.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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