and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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