Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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